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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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