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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Brendan Behan

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake

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