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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Brendan Behan

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

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