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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Brendan Behan

When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

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