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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

Bill Watterson

I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
BILL WATTERSON

Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
BILL WATTERSON

Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
BILL WATTERSON

Looks Other Real Zombie

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

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