This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENANIt’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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