The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENANIt’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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