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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

Bobby Heenan

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

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