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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined

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