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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

Brendan Behan

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Prayer Results Scream
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Money World
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Blessing Husband Marriage
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Drinking Food
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Inspire Men Role Models
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Down Firsts Let
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Catholic Communist Dark
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You

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