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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

Brendan Behan

Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

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