It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
BOB SAGETBob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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