If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
BOB SAGETBob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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