Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
BOB SAGETBob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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