We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
BILL HICKSI’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, “This is my creation, perfect in every way… oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they’ll think I want them to smoke it… Now I have to create Republicans.”
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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