And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
BO BURNHAMEven if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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