Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
BILLY CRYSTALI’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!
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That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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I never stopped believing in us and I never felt like I was wanting for anything, except for my father, and that was not going to be. I describe in the book [that] I don’t think I ever felt young again in that way.
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I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I’ve already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
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