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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

Brendan Behan

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires

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