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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?

Bill Watterson

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Avenue Cynical Hollywood Poised Raised Scary
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat

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