Where are all the sour patch parents?
BO BURNHAMDo you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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