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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.

Brendan Behan

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother

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