Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHANPound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHANI only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHANI cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHANThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHANThat you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHANNothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHANFailure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHANA pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHANI saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHANA general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHANYou made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN