One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHANOne drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHANI only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHANWhat the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHANI saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHANNinety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHANI was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHANWhen I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHANA general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHANPound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHANIt is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHANA pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHANYou made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANMany a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHAN