There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENANYou know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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