You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANYou know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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