I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENANYou know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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