Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENANYou know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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