Love is all about… whistles.
BO BURNHAMThe biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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