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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?

Bill Watterson

That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?

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