I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
BO BURNHAMI get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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