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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.

Bobby Heenan

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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