Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
BOBBY HEENANStu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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