Bob Saget
BOB SAGET
My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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An inch of progress is worth more than a yard of complaint.
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON -
When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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As much as I love the whole pirate kind of thing, the quality suffers.
BJORK -
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
BOB SAGET