“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”

There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

You run your life according to all this stuff that’s happened to you. All of your memories affect everything you do whereas with a computer, there’s adaptive software and things, but it’s more literal.

I want my true love, because I don’t have so much time, and I wanna spend my time with the right girl

Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.

You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world’s population.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.

It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

If you were very bright and you became head of a department, as I did, of the psychology department, you were encouraged to go on to graduate work. But as a women you didn’t even think about discrimination.

He who graduates the harshest school, succeeds.

While I had been, I guess, quite brilliant, academically, in my college years, I also had been editor of the paper, and I loved that. And, that was a much more active thing. And I missed it when I was doing graduate work.

At my graduation, I thought we had to marry what we wished to become. Now you are becoming the men you once would have wished to marry.

I fell in love with theater there, and after graduation I moved to Los Angeles to pursue acting.

Me, I was waiting tables of 13 and married at 19. I graduated from public schools, and taught elementary school.