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Most horror movies are certainly that.

Brendan Behan

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny

Most horror movies are certainly that.

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