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Most horror movies are certainly that.

Brendan Behan

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You

Most horror movies are certainly that.

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