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Most horror movies are certainly that.

Brendan Behan

I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.

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