I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENANObviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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