Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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