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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

Bobby Heenan

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENAN

Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENAN

Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fifty Mouths Pounds
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENAN

Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENAN

Chasing Eye Game
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dog Perfect World
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN

Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cities Fall Limits
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN

Two Wrestling Wwe
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
BOBBY HEENAN

Curtain Missing Motels
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Phrases School Want
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling

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