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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.

Bill Watterson

I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.

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