I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
BO BURNHAMWomen are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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