Bob Monkhouse
Bob Monkhouse7 quotes“I’ll never stop working. I want to die in the saddle. A day is wasted for me if I haven’t done something even mildly creative.”
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I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse I saw a specialist who asked me ‘Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?’. I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse With my wife it was sex, sex, sex…Yes, three times in 35 years.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse I came home and found that my son was taking drugs – my very best ones too!
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
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