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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.

Bill Watterson

I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World

Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.

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