I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
BILL HICKSMay I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Mister, I don’t want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don’t even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain’t looking for no trouble, Mister.
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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