What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
BILL HICKSLife is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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