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I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people’s heads.

Bill Engvall

I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people’s heads.
BILL ENGVALL

Invention iPhone People
In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes, because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.
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Airplane Brother Country
I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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Funny Humor Two
The girl looked at me and said, Do you have a rabbit? I looked at here and said deadpan, Nope. Just like ’em ’cause they’re crunchy. Here’s your sign.
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Crunchy Girl Locked Rabbit
God was havin’ himself a good day when he made boobs. He must’ve stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma’am! Those’ll work.
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Day Good Made Said
I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.
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Application Believe Process Wanted
I’d love to be a woman for one day of my life… God… I would be drunk with power.
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Day Drunk One Power
I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.
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Funny Girl Humor Remember
I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house.
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Deer House Nice Wall
You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don’t know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges.
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Change Handling Shape Six Week
I was a dork hunter. That’s hard to do. I fell out of a tree.
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Dork Fell Hunter Out Tree
The human brain doesn’t come with an instruction manual.
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Brain Humans Instruction
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock.
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Couple Fishing Give Up
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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Hamburgers Ketchup Shirts
My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign.
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Friend Moving Pack Sign Stuff
Oh, what a great day that was! You got to be God. You decided who lived, who died.
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Day Died God Great

I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people’s heads.

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