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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.

Bill Watterson

It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Allowed Hello Rattle Say Stop Swear Words
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell

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