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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.

Bill Watterson

Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Allowed Hello Rattle Say Stop Swear Words
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander

Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.

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