I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
BILL WATTERSONEvery time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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