Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONIf people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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