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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

Billy Crystal

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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Bases Nightly Something
I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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Hearing Noise Scared
My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I’ve already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
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Fun Grandchildren Grandparent
I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Caught Limits Married
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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Clothes Differences Looks
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Financial Funny Money
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries.
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News Puck Puff
Change is such hard work.
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Change Inspirational Work
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Country Funny Humorous
You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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Hands Kids Play
Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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Acting Comedy Truthful
That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.
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Comedian Host Mentality Situations Thinking
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Muscles Stage World
When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Life Realizing Rest Want Your
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Actors Character Directors

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