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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

Billy Crystal

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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Football Games School
That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.
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Comedian Host Mentality Situations Thinking
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Country Funny Humorous
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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Remember Same Things
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
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Hands Sex Two
We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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Audience Front Growing Men Self Used
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Muscles Stage World
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Ghouls Saws Sids
It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Comedian Feel Good Looks
Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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Dream Kids Thinking
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?
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Feels Looks Reach
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Actors Character Directors
I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Fifth Grade Growing Height
I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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Hearing Noise Scared
Change is such hard work.
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Change Inspirational Work

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