I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
BILL HICKSWhy is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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