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Bill Watterson

What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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