I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
BILL WATTERSONReading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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