For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
BILL WATTERSON[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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