Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
BILL HICKSGo back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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