I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
BILL WATTERSONHappiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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