You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
BILL HICKSI smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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