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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.

Bill Hicks

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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Country Employment Way
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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People Phrases Shotguns
I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
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Balls Light Seven
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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Law Marijuana Thinking
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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Looks Mouth World
not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Drug Good Great Some
No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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Honestly Jobs Kids Something Sorry
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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Law Marijuana Mistakes Positivity
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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might Perception Reality
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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Rushing Satan Speaking Watch
We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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Drugs Mean War Winning

The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.

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