“Live everyday as though it’s your last ’cause one day you’ll be right.”

Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren’t for Christmas We’d all be Jewish.

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.

That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Do unto others, then run

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason… now I have a reason.

When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

Everyday people and everyday acts of courage eventually change everything.

It gets tiring, doing the same thing everyday.

It’s precisely the people who are considered the least ‘likely’ leaders who end up inspiring others the most.

That overflowing feeling became love. But I don’t sing for Ren’s sake. I sing for myself everyday.

Are you living everyday so that even if the end were to come you’d have to regrets?

Really, most of us just focus on what’s in front of us. We’re too busy putting out the fires of everyday life.

How do I integrate spirituality into my everyday life? Throw out the concept of “spiritual life” and “everyday life.” There is only life, undivided and whole.