Benny Hill on happy
Benny Hill14 quotes“Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?”
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Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.
Benny HillBenny Hill Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Benny HillBenny Hill Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Benny HillBenny Hill Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren’t for Christmas We’d all be Jewish.
Benny HillBenny Hill Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny HillBenny Hill I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny HillBenny Hill Live everyday as though it’s your last ’cause one day you’ll be right.
Benny HillBenny Hill I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
Benny HillBenny Hill That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Benny HillBenny Hill The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Benny HillBenny Hill Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Benny HillBenny Hill Do unto others, then run
Benny HillBenny Hill Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason… now I have a reason.
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Original quotes
From our community writers
Love is mostly easy at night, it is morning you got to learn about.
Leon MarshLeon Marsh You can find beauty in the darkest of places. Be the light, my love. Bring smiles to their faces.
Aletheia LiolaAletheia Liola This fearless heart is trapped between these anxious walls of my worried mind.
CindyCindy Don’t push away your emotions too hard, remember they can push back if held for too long.
SargamSargam To choose a plain life, I choose neither to lose and nor do I gain, If happiness is not in my destiny, I refuse to accept pain.
Astha SrivastavaAstha Srivastava Steal back your heart – self-love.
Mona-LiseMona-Lise Hope is the only thing that keeps us alive. Without hope there can be no you or I.
BelaBela An open mind opens our hearts to have compassion for others.
Elaine HaysElaine Hays
More on happy
Good and bad, happy and sad, all thoughts vanish into emptiness like the imprint of a bird in the sky.
Chogyam TrungpaChogyam Trungpa We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
W. Somerset MaughamW. Somerset Maugham I worked out what would make me happy, and I worked out what I wanted to do, and I trained myself to do the job that would make those two things happen
Jojo MoyesJojo Moyes I certainly wasn’t happy. Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it. What I was given was the thing you can’t earn, and can’t keep, and often don’t even recognize at the time; I mean joy.
Ursula K. Le GuinUrsula K. Le Guin Being nice? Hes being horny.
Becca FitzpatrickBecca Fitzpatrick You can cry for a little bit, eat some ice cream, but I think, after that, it’s like, get up, listen to some powerful music and do something that makes you happy, be productive.
Sabrina CarpenterSabrina Carpenter Seeing Cubism paintings at the Beaubourg makes me very happy and also old films.
Yves Saint LaurentYves Saint Laurent Dont panic, i thought. But already my breathing was faster, shallower. You mean you can feel happy or sad or desire. A barely-there smile.
Becca FitzpatrickBecca Fitzpatrick