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Bernie Mac83 quotes“I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.”
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
Bernie MacBernie Mac I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.
Bernie MacBernie Mac Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
Bernie MacBernie Mac I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
Bernie MacBernie Mac When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
Bernie MacBernie Mac Fear is not one of my attributes.
Bernie MacBernie Mac The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
Bernie MacBernie Mac I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
Bernie MacBernie Mac Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
Bernie MacBernie Mac I have so much respect for what’s funny.
Bernie MacBernie Mac Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
Bernie MacBernie Mac Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
Bernie MacBernie Mac My daughter was a beautiful child.
Bernie MacBernie Mac My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
Bernie MacBernie Mac My comedy comes from pain. I can’t stand to see someone hurting.
Bernie MacBernie Mac I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language.
Alan RudolphAlan Rudolph All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
Ron WhiteRon White I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
Ron WhiteRon White I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
Ron WhiteRon White My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
Ron WhiteRon White I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
Ron WhiteRon White I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
Ron WhiteRon White My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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