“Is there stop ‘n’ go counseling for couples on the run?”

It’s as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.

An intriguing mind is a powerful aphrodisiac.

So he’s above the law because he’s a celebrity or something. Just because you’re Russell Crowe doesn’t mean you can do whatever you like.

the teenage zone: the stage when an adolescent’s brain synapses quit firing while the rest of their body races toward adulthood.

have you ever noticed how a man orders food at a fast-food drive-through window? … men have an innate desire to be cute while placing their order through the drive-through microphone.

I run angry. Football allows me to take out some of my pain on the field.

I’ve been running like this since I was seven.

I want to help my team get to the playoffs, win, and run wild.

I was run over by the truth one day.Ever since the accident I’ve walked this way.

I definitely run up right, and I’ve got pretty good speed.

I think it’s important that we run that tension between the way things are.

Giving people what they want isn’t just good radio

I’ve always been a streaky hitter.