I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
TINA FEYGravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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