Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
TINA FEYGravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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