In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
TINA FEYGravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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