‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
TINA FEY‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
TINA FEYWhatever the problem – be part of the solution
TINA FEYYou can’t control things by being nervous.
TINA FEYEven more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
TINA FEYEverybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
TINA FEYIn real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
TINA FEYIt will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
TINA FEYI hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
TINA FEYI do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
TINA FEYAh, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
TINA FEYYou’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
TINA FEYI am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
TINA FEYYou’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
TINA FEYIn an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
TINA FEYDo your thing and don’t care if they like it.
TINA FEYSeriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
TINA FEY